- Horatio C. Barber, 1916
When a flight is proceeding incredibly well, something was forgotten.
- Robert Livingston, 'Flying The Aeronca'
The only time an aircraft has too much fuel on board is when it is on fire.
- Sir Charles Kingsford Smith, sometime before his death in the 1920's
Just remember, if you crash because of weather, your funeral will be held on a sunny day.
- Layton A. Bennett
I hope you either take up parachute jumping or stay out of single-motored airplanes at night.
- Charles A. Lindbergh, to Wiley Post, 1931
Never fly the 'A' model of anything.
- Ed Thompson
Never fly anything that doesn't have the paint worn off the Rudder Pedals.
- Harry Bill
Keep thy airspeed up, less the earth come from below and smite thee.
- William Kershner
Instrument flying is when your mind gets a grip on the fact that there is vision beyond sight. -
U.S. Navy 'Approach' magazine circa W.W.II.
The Cub is the safest airplane in the world; it can just barely kill you.
- attributed to Max Stanley, Northrop test pilot
If you're faced with a forced landing, fly the thing as far into the crash as possible.
- Bob Hoover
It occurred to me that if I did not handle the crash correctly, there would be no survivors?
- Richard Leakey, after engine failure in a single engine aircraft. Nairobi, Africa, 1993.
If an airplane is still in one piece, don't cheat on it. Ride the bastard down.
- Ernest K. Gann
You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3.
-Paul F Crickmore
The emergencies you train for almost never happen. It's the one you can't train for that kills you.
- Ernest K. Gann, advice from the 'old pelican'
Never fly in the same cockpit with someone braver than you.
- Richard Herman Jr., 'Firebreak'
There is no reason to fly through a thunderstorm in peacetime.
Sign over squadron ops desk at Davis-Monthan AFB, AZ, 1972:
"An airplane might disappoint any pilot but it'll never surprise a good one".
The three best things in life are a good landing, a good orgasm, and good bowel movement.
A night carrier landing is one of the few opportunities in life to experience all three at the same time.
To most people, the sky is the limit. To those who love aviation, the sky is home.
- Len Morgan
(A DC-9 captain trainee attempting to check out on the 'glass cockpit' of an A-320.) "Now I know what a
dog feels like watching TV."
It only takes two things to fly:--- airspeed and money.
What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots? If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies.
If ATC screws up, the pilot dies.
It's better to break ground and head into the wind than to ..... :o)
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